religious beliefs: orange caramel
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
It’s said that 90% of people will see the same word first. Don’t cheat! Type the first 3 words you see in the comments and then look and see what everyone else saw!
I was looking through Flower Language meanings and I saw that grass can mean ‘homosexual love’ and now I’m crying myself in laughter imagining some guy dumping lawn clippings onto his crush’s porch screaming ‘I FUCCKIN LOVE U YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIT’.
Two separate eyewitness accounts, telling the exact same story.
do u have a ship u like but u only like it when its shipped a certain way
except a lot of people dont ship it that way
GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes